Where's My Dinner?

I'm starving as all bloody hell and I lack the motivation to venture into my kitchen.

There are things about that can be grabbed: dates, toast and yogurt to name a few.

I am just slacking because the Simpson's is on in four minutes.

I suddenly seem to be trying to push my own cyber envelope of late.

That happens when I have too much time on my hands and start reading too many trade blogs.

Yesterday one suggested I start using Delicious and yet another suggested Twitter so I immediately subscribed to both.

I have to admit, when it comes to home theaters I'm not even in this millenia, but I refuse to lag behind when it concerns new communication trends.

I am still, after all, once and forever...a bonified cyber junkie.

Even though I'm on the computer all day long at work, I come home and can still spend hours doing absolutely nothing on the internet...like this for example.

The Simpsons beckon - more later.

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Vacation: All I Ever Wanted

I have barely used any of my vacation, which, when I found out, explained so much.

Anywho ( I really hate people who use the word anywho), I'm hoping to go away since I realized I'm about to have two full weeks off. I can't even remember the last time I had so much time off.

I'm also hoping to go to Europe in Feb. After I broke up with one angry Nigerian, he described me as a girl from The Jerse with a bad attitude that has never been further than the shore, I thought I had better get on my travel plans. Going abroad was one of my goals for '08 . If I at least buy the tickets, that still sort of counts.

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I's Pow'ful Tired

Been singing a lot late with my hot new holiday acapella trio: Three Ladies Singing.

You can check us out at myspace.com/threeladiessinging

This is a project I'm extremely proud of and very excited that it seems to be going so well so far.

We have already gotten hired for an event which was my goal behind my promotion calendar.

I'm ecstatic that this is going so well!

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Tofurkey Klein

I've been thinking that I actually have a lot to be thankful for this year.

For one thing, my face is almost completely healed and I almost have full feeling back and
almost no scarring.

Now for the cheese: I am also really thankful that I have someone so special in my life. It's kind of disgusting to say it out loud, but there, I've said it.

Accountability is such a rare and cherished quality for me.

So is such a big dick.

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It Goes On

The dreaded conference is over.

It went very well thanks to no one but myself.

Needless to say, time to keep it moving.

More later...

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It's A Subatomic World, After All...

My face is well on the mend, thanks for asking.

Who else is guilty of letting your job completely takeover your life?
I have not been good about blogging, and I have the National Nano Engineering Conference 2008 to thank for that.

What's that? Never heard of the NNEC, you say? Well allow me to elaborate:

The National Nano Engineering Conference 2008 (NNEC) is the premier event focused on current and future developments in engineering innovations at the nanoscale, as well as the commercialization of nanotechnology. The NNEC returns to Boston on November 12th-13th at the Boston Colonnade Hotel. Click here.

The 2008 NNEC will include technical presentations and exhibits from companies leading the nanotechnology industry and will feature concurrent sessions covering Aerospace & Defense, Bio/Medical, Electronics, Advanced Materials Business, Energy & Environment.

The Nano50 Awards will also be presented during the conference, showcasing the top innovators, technologies and products in nanotechnology. This year's dinner presentation will be given by Cherry Murray, Principal Associate Director for Science and Technology, Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory. Dr. Murray will discuss how the National Ignition Facility (NIF) at Lawrence Livermore National Lab, the world’s most powerful laser, will be commissioned in spring 2009.

What Do You Call A Bunch of Lawyers at the Bottom of the Ocean?

A good start.

But seriously folks, I've been considering suing the city for what happened to my face.

I know, gorgeous aren't I? Luckily I only looked like that for a week. I'm pretty much back to normal, except now I look like I had a fight with a tanning lamp and it won.

Back to finding a lawyer, I called up The Cochrane Firm. I got there a little early since I am perpetually on time. They saw me 20 minutes late in my 60 minute lunch hour. I was already irritated. Then this perfect fucking nobody bitch seats me in a conference room and starts launching questions at me without even so much as bothering to introduce herself.

Even more annoying, many of the questions she posed were asked by her colleague the night before. She then asked me if I were in school. I replied that no, I was 31, to which she rudely responded, "Just because you're 31, doesn't mean your not in school." I told her I had heard enough at that point and left.

Turns out she was only some dumb assistant, OBVI.

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