You See, You See? I Told You So!

So I finally gave in and joined facebook. The first half hour was interesting, as the automated system generated a bunch of people I actually knew: some I added as friends, others I did not.

In the extremely short time I've been on, it's already started creating problems. Was chatting with someone I haven't spoken to in every bit of, oh, say 10 years at least. Boy, was he ever still a cocky prick - DELETE. This reminded me instantly of why we stopped speaking to begin with.

I won't even get into other issues, but I will give an example of why I'm very wary. When I was still on Myspace, I reprioritized my top friends and inadvertently deleted one. Next thing I knew she was all kinds of pissed at me for taking her off of my top friends; I didn't even realize I had!

Now let's say, just for the sake of argument (hypothetically speaking, of course), that your boyfriend didn't have himself listed as 'in a relationship'. What would that mean to you? And the drama continues...

If not for my obsession with social media at present, I would have deleted my account tout motherfucking suite. And another thing, Vonnegut...

$@bs