Winter of My Gastrointestinal Discontent

Right now I'm making English Muffin pizzas, which I have not had in some time and which I also extremely enjoy. Now that's comfort food.

Lately I cannot eat enough carbs or dairy; I've exceeded my own expectations in terms of how to concoct this ultimate combination.

I also made chicken parm with angel hair and ate it with warm Italian bread for lunch yesterday and dinner the night before.

I just can't bring myself to eat anything cold in the winter and even when I can get a vegetable down my hatch it's usually a mashed potato smothered in butter and cheddar cheese; another of my earthly delights.

As a non sequitur, I've been thinking of breaking down and getting on facebook.

But seriously, what is the point? All of the people I want to keep in my life I make an effort to stay in contact with.

Do I really need all the ex-ghosts of boyfriends past sending me friend requests?

It's kind of why I got off of myspace; even though I still have an account under a pseudonym for myspying purposes.

I also ended up finding out way too much personal 411 about someone and got concerned about what people might be able to find out about about me; like that I used to show the boys how to make a Certs spark in the dark when I worked at the local drug store.

What do you think? Should I cave?

Let me know by voting in the new poll on the top right.

$@bs