Everything You've Ever Wanted to Know About My Sexual Preference, (But Were Not Allowed to Ask)

This week I read that Obama plans to do away with the military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" decades-old ban on open homosexuals in the ranks . Personally, I don't know why anyone would want to be open about that in the military.

Immediately I had images of gay sailors (gailors?) tossing up their hats in Mary Tyler Moore fashion and cheering, "I'm gay!" only to be instantly rained upon with blows from their meat-headed homophobic comrades.

I guess the point is that gays don't want to have to feel embarrassed about their sexual preference; which is understandable. But seriously how do you think a straight man is going to feel showering naked with an openly gay man right next to him, checking out his junk and what not.. thinking about all the dirty things he wants to do... right now...

I know a lot of homophobes that would rather die; or at least kill the queer ogling him...

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