Tofurkey Klein

I've been thinking that I actually have a lot to be thankful for this year.

For one thing, my face is almost completely healed and I almost have full feeling back and
almost no scarring.

Now for the cheese: I am also really thankful that I have someone so special in my life. It's kind of disgusting to say it out loud, but there, I've said it.

Accountability is such a rare and cherished quality for me.

So is such a big dick.

$@bs

See You Next Fall

I got completely laid out while biking. I hit a pot hole and flipped over my handle bars; bruised my face something awful - multiple fractures (but no breaks, amazingly enough).

Now I just look like a burn vicitm, with sections of fleshy pink stripes across my face. Somehow my iPod, helmet, and bicycle made it through unharmed; not the bell that was on my bike, however.

My acumen is less than satisfactory, in my opinion. That is, I find it lacking - though I'm trying to give myself time to heal. I often find myself struggling for the right words, where once they used to come easily.

I had, after all, a mild concussion. I don't remember losing consciousness, but I definitely did a few times. I do remember flashes of the gurney and the emergency room. My one eye is still droopy, besides. I still wonder if I gave a peep show since I was wearing a skirt when I flipped over my handlebars.

$@bs